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Demented-crats, They know the way
Time to look at the bright side of democrat victory. Look how great the world will be when they fulfill the promises they have made.
Why just this morning NPR reported EUROPE likes us again because the democrats won. I don’t know about you but that was the most important thing in the whole world. Now we’ll have Europe backing us up and taking care of the tough issues of Iran, North Korea, and worldwide terrorism. What am I thinking. Those won’t exist anymore because now Iran, North Korea, and terrorists will now like us too.
Christopher Reeves will be resurrected and be running marathons soon thanks to democrat research in to embryonic stem cell. Right now Pelosi is passing out microscopes and lab coats to her colleagues.
Fighting between Sunni and Shia will be eliminated with intensive conflict resolution group therapy sessions. Centuries old conflicts are no match for liberal conflict resolution.
NO ONE will have to work ever again. By repealing Bush’s tax cuts and ending the war on terror, federal checks will be guaranteed for all but greedy CEOs. All other expenses will be paid by the money taken from corporate profits now known as a profit tax. Any profit above Pelosi approved margins of say .05% will be redirected to fund the “you can’t do it but democrats can for you” new direction programs.
Global warming will no longer exist. Studies directed and led by Pelosi will discover that thanks to new democrat initiatives global warming is no longer a threat.
The military will be transformed in to the Peace Services led by the newly created department of peace led by Saint Sheehan. Soldiers, sailors Marines, and airmen will be re-educated in intensive conflict resolution (but there won’t be any conflict), baking, recycling sorting, and knitting. Useless arms will be recycled to build bridges across the Rio Grande.
And at long last a final solution will be implemented for the Israel problem. Because of our bewildering constant support of the imperial Zionist regime no one likes us. But with a new direction for America Israel will be swept in to the sea and everyone will love us again.
America’s “Can Do” spirit will be replaced with “It’s Bush’s fault” thus eliminating the uncomfortable condition known as responsibility.
What wonderful programs and initiatives do you see on the horizon.
I just heard that oil is up over a dollar a barrel today. Natural gas is up as well. My guess would be that fear of the democrats destabilizing the mideast even further is causing concern among traders. Onward and wayward.
